Yes, you heard that correctly. Why? 2 reasons:
1. Christian Bale in 3:10 to Yuma.
2. Russell Crowe in 3:10 to Yuma.
The only hard part will be convincing the spouse to take me, given how they are two of my boyfriends. However, given that the spouse is equally scruffy these days and has roughly the same physique as number 2 (beneath the current avoir dupois….), and also taking into account that neither of said boyfriends has ever acknowledged the fact that they are, indeed, mes amours fous, as well as having tolerated a great deal of Hallie Berry and Charlotte Rampling ogling over the years, I believe my request is reasonable.
Also, it’s sorta cute that we both tend to get crushes on movie stars who remind us, in one way or another, of each other. (I’m not sure of the Berry or Bale connections, but I bet if provoked we’d find something.)
Happy weekend, all.